This story has everything. 450 lb. white trash rapper. Evil corporation hates its customers. And a pregnant Lesbian – bit.ly/19DvjXL

What an A-Hole – Student injured after dude shot bottle rocket from anus can’t sue Marshall University tinyurl.com/lv54esp

Duh – If Office Hits The iPad, Even Fewer People Would Buy A Surface tinyurl.com/lr7ntyk

So is Samsung, cough – Android Chief Excited To Try Out Apple’s iOS 7 Beta pulse.me/s/mGF8T

Texas Gets Tough With Hookers – Says It’s Ok To Shoot Hooker If She Won’t Have Sex With You – bit.ly/11HKi9Q

LMFAO – With Windows 8 – Sony VAIO Pro review: ‘we’re going to war with the MacBook Air’ pulse.me/s/mob1u

Apple facing a beating – Penguin Books CEO Bolsters Government Case Against Apple In E-Book Case pulse.me/s/moQmX

ROFL – Seven months after Windows 8′s launch, Vista still more popular and Windows 7 gaining share pulse.me/s/mnT61

Wow – Leno schools Obama – Leno: Obama Should Close IRS Instead of Gitmo… pulse.me/s/mo3y3

Poor OMGPOP Pincus gets what’s coming – “Draw Something” creator OMGPOP closes down pulse.me/s/mn8ew

Acer calls Windows RT “Pure Crap” – Acer dismisses Windows RT as not “influential” pulse.me/s/mlyec